AW Pseudoblog

I guess there’s a chance that some of you reading this might not have pets with leaky butts. I do, and let me tell you it’s no fun. Every time we take our cat to get her butt squeezed the doctor tells me she can show me how to do it at home. She suggests it would save me some money. There are certain things I am willing to do at home to save money. For example, I ask my wife to cut my hair. Something I won’t do is reach into my cats asshole and wring out its butt juice. I’m willing to pay a professional for that.